I swear – that Silver fellow has more golf jokes than Samuli has elevator gags or Johnny Hart had desert island schtick. But two can play in that foursome…
A man comes home from the links and throws his hat down on the kitchen table. “I don’t think I’m EVER going to play golf again with Henry,” he tells his wife.
“Why? What happened today?” she asks.
“Well, tell me. Would YOU play with someone who lies about his score, loses his temper, and kicks his opponent’s ball into the water hazard?”
“No, of course not.”
“Well, neither will Henry!”