Tonight I continue my theme of Absolutely True Stories…
An onion, a rutabaga and a carrot are out for a drive when they get into a bad accident. The onion and the rutabaga aren’t seriously injured, but the carrot seems to be in bad shape. 911 is called; the carrot is rushed to the ER. Hours go by as the onion and rutabaga sit nervously in the waiting room.
Finally, the surgeon comes out. “Well, I have good news and bad news,” he begins. “Your friend is still alive; that’s the good news.”
“And the bad news?” the rutabaga asks.
“I’m afraid he’s going to be a vegetable the rest of his life.”