Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 14, 2021

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    eromlig  about 2 years ago

    The following is a JOKE. It is ONLY a joke. (I hope it’s the funny kind; it’s nothing I would ever do.)

    An executive and his secretary make an overnight business trip to another town, but when they arrive at their hotel, there’s only one room left. Fortunately, it has two beds, but, as they find out that night, very poor heating. They get into their respective beds, but a few minutes later, the secretary says, “Mister Executive, I’m cold. Would you please get up and get me a blanket?” The executive grumbles, but brings her a blanket.

    A few minutes later, the secretary asks again, “Oh, Mister Executive – I’m still cold. Would you please get up and get me another blanket?”

    The executive sighs and says, “Well, Miss Secretary, instead of my bringing you a blanket, how would you like to pretend you’re MRS. Executive tonight?”

    “Oooh, I’d like that, Mister Executive,” she replies.

    “Good,” says the executive. “Now get up and get your own damn’ blanket!”

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    eromlig  about 2 years ago

    I once had a cat with 33 ear muscles.

    Jason, where do I pay my royalty?

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    jasonsnakelover  about 2 years ago

    We get Pikrant Vandley

    Schnandrew Eider

    May the Lord be with you.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    Is the solar bikini even water proof? Wouldn’t want to short circuit the USB port(s).

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    Bilan  about 2 years ago

    The solar bikini is shocking! er, electrifying?

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    Caldonia  about 2 years ago

    That cat looks really bored. “Thanks, like I care about my ear muscles. Feed me.”

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    Otto Knowbetter  about 2 years ago

    Cats don’t use 32 muscles a day.

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    Gent  about 2 years ago

    Well, that’s one way to makes sunbathing more useful.

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    Zykoic  about 2 years ago

    Did Dr. Pandey conduct any preconception exercises?

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    Daniel Verburg  about 2 years ago

    That all was really worth knowing !

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    scpandich  about 2 years ago

    Getting fresh with a woman wearing that bikini could be a shocking experience.

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member about 2 years ago

    32 ear muscles, yet they never listen. Go figure.

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    James Wolfenstein  about 2 years ago

    “Invented…” There’s no invention here. He put the device that benefits from having the most surface into the garment that benefits from having the least surface.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I believe it about the cat. I can tell what my cats’ moods are from their ears.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 years ago

    Eerie ear fact to ’ear. ~ Andy Capp, fresh out of the canal

    Take care, may feared constable Lliam Fleeimord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    cmerb  about 2 years ago

    How did they all get pregnant , I wonder ? Sorry I just had to ask that .

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 2 years ago

    Do vibrators have USB charging ports? (Asking for a friend.)

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    joefearsnothing  about 2 years ago

    Here’s my story and not as scary as my last one! The newlyweds arrive at their honeymoon suite and proceed to go to bed together for the first time! He immediately rolls on his side facing away from her and starts to go to sleep! Oh a jokester she thinks and says “Honey can i please sleep on the other side?” He sighs and says “Sure.” Instead of walking around the bed, she rolls over him, pausing for a while halfway! When she finally reaches the other side, he, again, rolls over and proceeds to go to sleep! This is not funny she thinks and says “Honey I’ve changed my mind and I want to go back to the other side after all.” “Is that OK?” He utters an expletive and says “Whatever!” So she moves to the other side the same way as the first time only, this time, she lingers halfway even longer! He finally pushes her over and she ,being at her wit’s end and definitely tired of his game says “Honey you know what I want don’t you?” To which he replies “Hell yes…you want the whole damn bed!” How’s that Steve? No hammers this time!

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    stamps  about 2 years ago

    I hope Dr. Pandey wasn’t the one who got them all pregnant.

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    stamps  about 2 years ago

    That’s nothing. I had Bill Gates implant solar microchips in my body so I can charge my devices while nude sunbathing.

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    paranormal  about 2 years ago

    And how many participants delivered their babies during the class?

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    tremaine53  about 2 years ago

    “Believe It, Or… So What?!?”

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    Buckeye67  about 2 years ago

    I’ll bet a girls wearing the solar bikinis gets tired of guys coming up to them and asking if they can plug in.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 years ago

    Great, more motivation to risk skin cancer.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  about 2 years ago

    @ DawnQuinn

    Replied to your reply from yesterday. Sorry my post gave you the wrong impression.

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    globalenterprize1990  about 2 years ago

    Why just a bikini? Why not a full suit of clothes? Or, is it only available in a bikini to get women to show off what their mother’s gave them.

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    pbr50138  about 2 years ago

    I believe that about the muscles in a cats ear. Our cat can turn his, almost backwards.

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