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Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 29, 2021

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Hey now Ripley’s Believe It Or Not comic Fans! Let me first ask ACommon t’ator’ to check the last comment I left you on this page late last night. We still disagree a little but you’re always cool by me. And BoSundling! You are THE man!

    As you recall I busted on the Christians a little last night so in the interest of fair play I’m going to have some fun with my fellow MOT. (Members of the Tribe.) Und off ve go!

    Here are some basic Jewish beliefs:Where there’s smoke, there may be salmon.No meal is complete without leftovers.According to Jewish dietary law, pork and shellfish may be eaten only in Chinese restaurants.A shmata – a rag – is a dress that your husband’s ex is wearing.You need ten men for a minion, but only four in polyester pants and white shoes for gin rummy.One mitzvah can change the world; two will just make you tired.After the destruction of the Second temple, God created Nordstrom’s.Anything worth saying is worth repeating a thousand times.Never take a front row seat at a Bris.Next year in Jerusalem! The year after that, a nice cruise?Never leave a restaurant empty handed.Spring ahead. Fall back. Winter in Boca.Gentiles leave and never say good-bye; Jews say good-bye and never leave.Always whisper the names of diseases.If it tastes good, it’s probably not Kosher.The important Jewish holidays are the ones on which alternate side of the street parking is suspended.If you have to ask the price, you can’t afford it. If you can afford it, make sure to tell everybody what you paid.

    Laugh now, but one day you’ll be driving a Lexus and eating dinner at 4PM in Florida.

    L’chaim, Y’all! That’s mine time und I gotta go I gotta go! Silver! Out!What! You thought I vas gonna stay all night? Just keep reading Ripley’s Believe It Or Not comic and gut yontif!

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    So astronauts don’t breathe louder when they’re sleeping than they do when they’re awake.

    May the Lord be with you.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    now that’s some bridge… is its city near the Denmark — where LEGOS was invented — boarder?

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Is that fear of actually dancing or is it fear of watching others dance as well?Anyone? OK Ok, I’ll look it up. If it’s fear of watching others dance, break dancing, now an Olympic sport Believe It Or Not, must make them crazy!

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    A Lego-looking-like bridge? Kind of frivolous use of infrastructure funds but hey. If ya got it flaunt it right?

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    I don’t have a fear of dancing. I have a fear of other people seeing me dance. What is that called?

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    Caldonia  3 months ago

    Ah, so Germans do have a sense of humor. I’m kidding. I’ve never even met a German, so what do I know?

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Followed the RBION original for decades in various print pubs. Added this version a few weeks ago and have begun to wonder at the variation in the definition of unbelievable.

    Once included truly unique items that were once considered ‘unbelievable,’ except that the evidence was in front of one. Now we talk about a common Lego color scheme that has been applied in many places, a well known side-effect of long term space travel, and a fairly common phobia. Not exactly unbelievable.

    Sorry to see it change in this way, when there are so many other things that one can find that fit the description and trigger the sense of awe.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Wake her up and leggo of her throat and she will be able to dance.

    Take care, may pioneering hip-hop judge Lice Kyoob Gangstah be with you, and gesundheit.

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    dv1093  3 months ago

    Question: What are the two most overpriced things on this planet? Answer: Starbucks and Legos.

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    oakie817  3 months ago

    nope, they really used lego bricks on the bridge, and painted them to make look fake

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    wirepunchr  3 months ago

    I can afford the CPAP for my apnea but I doubt if I could say the same for the rocket ride.

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    tremaine53  3 months ago

    A bridge painted to look like Legos. How boring does your life have to be, for THAT to be something you find interesting? I mean… I saw a kid who had painted his bicycle an ‘electric chartreuse’ color. Are we going to see that in Believe It, Or Not!, too?

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    Nala the Great  3 months ago

    I remember a RR bridge that was constantly being painted over by vandals. The RR co. then painted it in the local high school colors. Problem solved!

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    rstove428 Premium Member 3 months ago

    My fear of dancing is called “I’m an old white guy with no flexibility and minimal rhythm and don’t want to embarrass myself”.

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    Malcome1  3 months ago

    I never appreciate the all to common ploy of RBION to mention some obscure and hardly used phobias. Take any human activity, use Latin word roots to describe it for a supposed phobia.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 3 months ago

    Way old science fiction had Null-G beds, to where you could dial the gravity from normal all the way down to zero, or anywhere in between. No snoring is another good reason for somebody to go ahead and invent them!

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Is this thing on? Must be!

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