Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 18, 2021

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Hey now, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Comic Readers. Everyone having a decent weekend? Hope so. Here’s a question:Who most appreciates his beer? Let’s see.An Englishman, an American, and an Irishman, all walk into a bar and order drafts of beer. The bartender hands them their beers but there are flies in each mug! The Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, “That’s disgusting! I can’t drink that!” The American just takes the flys out of his and starts drinking it.The Irishman pulls the flys out of his beer one by one, sets them on a dish on the counter, and shouts “SPIT IT ALL OUT YOU FILTHY THINGS!!!"And that’s a wrap! Silver. Out!

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Talk about making lemonade when you’re given lemons! Alright, Dog!

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    jasonsnakelover  3 months ago

    Cheth Bapman

    Jangelina Olie One time I sold a painting for $11.6 million.

    I was just breathing as loud as I could, and I doubt that I’ll be breathing louder when I sleep tonight.

    May the Lord be with you.

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    pearlsbs  3 months ago

    Wow! Angelina Jolie sold a Winston Churchill painting. How amazing!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    and, boy, did NASA dare a mighty thing with that parachute down to Mars

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    jimchronister2016  3 months ago

    Jason, please get psycho help

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    Bilan  3 months ago

    Beth Chapman stole some lemons? Dog must have put the squeeze on her.

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 3 months ago

    She needed to post bail for shoplifting? How many lemons did she accidentally steal? What type of draconian legal system do you Americans live under? If the product is recovered, unless it is a known repeat offender the police won’t even bother arresting someone for that where I live, unless they are caught stealing something really expensive or the store has video showing that the person steals regularly.

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    We sleep louder as reassurance that we are still there.

    Wonder where she hid those lemons?

    Churchill left behind a lot more than paintings. A whole nation remembers him as the man who more than anyone steered the fight against annihilation of his homeland.

    Dare mighty things message is self-evident in every new venture into space. The parachute message was a reminder.

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    derdave969  3 months ago

    Wonder what Angela Jolie will get when she sells her Hunter Biden?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 3 months ago

    How do you accidentally steal something in a supermarket.

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    Old Guy  3 months ago

    Factoid: Dog The Bounty Hunter is a convicted felon.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    I once hunted a bounty dog.

    Take care, may failed bank robber Gus “Hand Over The Yeast” Kellord be with you, and gesundheit.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  3 months ago

    It’s a pity Angelina couldn’t have spent that money on some of her other causes.

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    ex window inspector  3 months ago

    wow, astounding, amazing, and I can’t believe that one

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    paranormal  3 months ago

    It looks more like Beth Chapman stole cantaloupes…

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    NoNameOntheBullet  3 months ago

    I don’t believe any of it!

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    If someone else sold that painting, it wouldn’t have got so much money

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    The Duke  3 months ago

    And Beth accidentally stole Dog’s heart. RIP Beth.

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    ScottHolman  3 months ago

    Accidentally stole enough lemons to get arrested? Sure.

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    dv1093  3 months ago

    How do you “accidently” steal something? Answer: You don’t.

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    finnygirl Premium Member 3 months ago

    An explanation of why Ms. later-to-be Chapman was arrested. From…. “She was standing on line at the grocery store waiting to pay for the lemon when she received a page on her beeper from her boss, a Colorado state senator,” Duane Chapman shared … This was before cell phones, so she got out of line to use the pay phone, still holding the lemon. Store security nabbed her on the spot for shoplifting." The incident wouldn’t have been a big deal, but Beth was also got caught with her boyfriend’s unregistered and unlicensed gun… Store employees called the police, who ran a check on Beth and found she had a warrant out for her arrest due to unpaid parking tickets. Beth went to jail… "

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    pbr50138  3 months ago

    I guess “accidentally” will be the news excuse for shoplifting.

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