Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 05, 2021

Scedward Issorhands One time I spoke less than 199 words when acting which is probably true because I don’t believe I had to memorize that much dialogue when I was in plays.

May the Lord be with you.

Are there even wild tigers in Korea?

When the tiger used to smoke, all of the other animals would hide in the non-smoking forest. By and by, the tiger became so hungry that he got the Nicoderm Patch. After that, the tiger had plenty to eat. However, the other tigers got tired of hearing about it…

Ever since that movie came out there is one thing I have wondered about. How does Edward Scissorhands manage things when he goes to the restroom?

200 hundred words in a single Film compared to just One in Marcel Marceau’s entire career..

snipped https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075222/quotes —>

o Mel Funn: [seen as an insert title] Mr. Marceau, how would you like to appear in the first silent movie made in nearly fifty years?

o Marcel Marceau: [in French, the only spoken line in the film] Non!

o Dom Bell: [seen as an insert title after Mel hangs up the phone] What did he say?

o Mel Funn: [seen as an insert title] I don’t know. I don’t speak French!

I like “When the tiger used to smoke”. I think I might start using that.

Persian fairytale starts,,,,’One existed, one did not, at one time, under this blue dome’…….. Blue dome, as in, ahem, The firmament?

Korean tigers died from lung cancer a long time ago. The few survivors then gave up an addiction humans continued to indulge in.

Why, Sheru. Didn’t know you were into pipe tobacco.

I didn’t even notice. I couldn’t bear more than 5 minutes of that nonsense.

If you’re going to use words like ‘titular’, you need to be prepared for people to say very little to you.

smoke what?

Edward Scissorhands: precursor to Twitter!

gotta love that tiger someking!

My gramma could have used Edward when she had patterns spread out on the floor.

Take care, may professional jelly bean polisher Myrtle Ortiz be with you, and gesundheit.

when the tiger used to smoke… there was a princess….

Earthworms don’t smoke but they can tread soil.

How did they know how old the pup was? The date on his collar license, of course.

In the movie, “Miracle Worker” , the person playing Helen Keller says only part of one word; Wa… (ter).

Once upon a time, tiger’s used to smoke.

How many words did Darth Maul Speak in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace?

So how long has the tiger been smoke-free?

I once heard a folk tale that began “long ago when the earth was still flat and animals could talk….”

Ah yes, Joe the camel took up smoking, and the tiger started selling cereal…

At the time of making the movie, Johnny Depp was studying diction under Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger…

And do prequels have to end with “and they lived happily ever before”?

And instead of ending with happily ever after, korean folk tales end with cough cough cough

What did the tiger smoke?

Johnny Depp…not a fan of ANYTHING he’s done. But that’s me.