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Ripley's Believe It or Not by John Graziano for September 18, 2020

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Good morning Jason!

    Baureen Meck from Carvada, Alorado, born without two lower left arms, scaled an 8,471 ft high peak in Mexico’s Low Valleys to retrieve Today Cim’s voter registration card and then meet the family at Native for some of Tivan Isdall’s Sqway Guirrel Ziti.

    Act crazy and worship demons. Or something. I’m beat after all that! I doubt I’ll try this stunt again.

    It’s all yours, Ermolig!

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    stevesilver48  3 months ago

    Eromlig. Was I close? Going from memory here. You know who I mean.

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    luvdafuneez  3 months ago

    But, but, but – voter fraud doesn’t exist!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  3 months ago

    Would Garfield even enjoy such a lasagna made with squirrel?

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    hawgowar  3 months ago

    I like squirrel gravy.

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    Caldonia  3 months ago

    Cody came back from the dead, and is eagerly waiting to cast his vote. But when people ask him who he’s voting for, he pees ghostly pee outside the litter box. Believe it or Not.

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    flashdrive1988  3 months ago

    Roadkill Lasagna?

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    h.v.greenman  3 months ago

    With a climb of almost 1-3/4 miles I wonder how long it took Ms Beck to complete it?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   3 months ago

    In Great Britain, Ireland, and in Italy numbers of the Eurasian red squirrel (the hero in Beatrix Potter’s book for children, “Squirrel Nutkin”) have decreased drastically in recent years. This decline is associated with the introduction by humans of the eastern grey squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis) from North America in the late 1800’s which is larger, can out-breed, and also transmit a squirrel-pox virus which kills the red squirrel. Consequently, in Britain there is bounty on grey squirrels and restaurants compete to serve them as meals.

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    Tog  3 months ago

    I have to admire people like Maureen Beck when they overcome their handicaps so well.

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    therese_callahan2002  3 months ago

    Garfield may never eat lasagna again.

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago

    This site used to be worth coming to and at times one could pick up some interesting information, but just look at what one bad apple can do to the barrel – and to hell with god blessing him.

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    zerotvus  3 months ago

    did the cat vote early and often?

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    jpayne4040  3 months ago

    I usually like trying new foods at least once, but I’m NOT trying that!

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    J Short Premium Member 3 months ago

    Take three…and action! Camera pans across a large peaceful ranch. A rugged cowboy enters the frame.

    Sam Elliot: Gray squirrel; it’s what’s for dinner.

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    J Short Premium Member 3 months ago

    Even more ironic, Cody was from Mexico, and his Green card had expired 17 years ago.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 3 months ago

    “President” Trump will see that about the cat and run with it.. “Millions of cats are going to vote for the Dems. Invalid election.. they’re crossing the Canadian border by the bus load.”

    Take care and gesundheit.

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    h.v.greenman  3 months ago

    You can make a low carb version of the lasgana by using road kill squirrels (ala granny Clampett) in place of the noodles

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    Petemejia77  3 months ago
    On a cold day in Colorado, Maureen Tisdall decided not to vote for her favorite lasagna on the town’s annual Pasta-pena-looza. For she had lost a heinous fight against a gang of ill- tempered squirrels lead by a rude cat from Atlanta. She lost an arm. But not her leg.

    Wash hair, make a mess.

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    ellisc  3 months ago

    And some people still think (?) they’ll be no problems with mail in ballots!

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    artegal  3 months ago

    What could possibly go wrong with mail-in voting?

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    boniface22  3 months ago

    For God’s sake don’t tell Trump about the cat, unless of course it’s a Republican cat.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago

    When you finish the lasagna you can wipe your hands clean on the fuzzy tail.

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    DaveQuinn  3 months ago

    I keep getting credit card applications and approvals for my cat.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  3 months ago

    Don’t eat gray lasagna.

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    dv1093  3 months ago

    I believe I’ll have a hot dog instead.

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    Attwater's prairie chicken  3 months ago

    on this day in history on September 18th 1973 East and West Germany and The Bahamas are admitted to United Nations.

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    drycurt  3 months ago

    I used to travel and eat on expense. I tried a lot of restaurant specialties and specials. The significant majority were regrettable adventures.

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    Scott Sallstrom  3 months ago

    The Bundy’s dog Buck received a pre-approved credit card in his name. Al, Peg, Kelly & Bud all enjoyed a lovely night on the town, including a fabulous dinner at one of Chicago’s finest restaurants.

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    BHALL77801  3 months ago

    Here they get voter registrations from drivers licences.

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    gbars70  3 months ago

    And the LOL winner is… Otto Knowbetter!

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    theoldidahofox  3 months ago

    The Georgia electoral system is horribly broken, and broken in favor of the GOP.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    i didn’t know that gray squirrels ate lasagna…

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Note that it was a voter registration application that got mailed to the cat, not a mail-in ballot. Still, as soon as I read the item I cringed, knowing that it would bring out the voter-fraud brigade.

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    pbr50138  2 months ago

    That voter registration delivery will be fast, if a certain dictator has his way.

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