Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for November 06, 2019

but where was snail mucus the remedy practiced?

Somehow I doubt that syrup made pancakes more delicious and probably had the opposite effect.

This must be a different version of How the Grinch Stole Christmas because the one I remember watching several times as a little boy was a cartoon.

So my butt natiforms?

[At a spelling bee] “Could you use it in a sentence please?” “That guy who wouldn’t let me merge in traffic is Natiform.”

The animated Grinch is way better.

A Natiform-chin seems to be attractive to some women, butt no one ever assed me.

In all of Bikini Bottom, Patrick had the dopest natiform.

Eight and a half hours of makeup?? That doesn’t seem to leave much time to actually do any filming.

Jim Carrey also auditioned without makeup for Mrs. Geisel, "Dr. Seuss’ " widow. She thought Jim was spot-on for the part!

Eew! Gross! I’m sure I don’t have to say which one I mean.

“Snail mucus syrup” was just the generic – the brand name version was “Escargot Syrup™”…

Great natiform, Mr. “President.”

Why Miss Sally, what a natiform figure you present today!

“The name’s Form, Nat E. Form…”

It’s escargot not esorethroat

Patrick?

But whose butt?

So then “Maidenform” is when the shape of something resembles a…