Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 24, 2021

Mashed Tatoes

Rip mashed the Masher with his hands tied behind his back. Does that boy have talent or what.

Cover blown, Rip!

It’s mashed potato time!!!

“He went down faster than ANY of my girlfriends!”

Forgive me for not having any names. Only been reading for almost a year. Too stupid to remember any of their names!

The giggling fists will not be restrained.

ka-do-goodery

There’s still time to place a… Oh, wait… Never mind.

Um… NEXT?!

Careful, Rip, or they’ll try to tie your head behind your back.

Ka-Smash

Ka-fickle audience!

KA-MASHED!

Masher McGee got mashed!

Can’t beat the real mash-ter of beating.

I wanna see Rip do an arena tag-team match with Snake Plisskin.

Love how he is giving that guy a look like, an annoying fly that needs to be flicked!

Masher “Glass-Jaw” McGee.

As the crowd tries to butter up Rip so he doesn’t do the same thing to them.