Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 21, 2021

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    dja1701  about 1 year ago

    I used to like pineapple on my pizza, until I found out that pineapple is a slang term for hand grenade… after that I was always afraid to ask for it.

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    ItsPat  about 1 year ago

    Surest sign of an evil heart and deranged mind!

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    allen@home  about 1 year ago

    What a waste of a good pizza.

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    bytebot-gocomics  about 1 year ago

    One of things that endeared Sopapilla to me was the snark she aimed at the old El Tornado when she realized he could be her brother in law. I guess she’s not worried about whether her kids will have to wear little masks.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Ka-DEALBREAKER!

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    bytebot-gocomics  about 1 year ago

    RJ: remember, Cinnamon was starting to purr at you before you ran off after Sopapilla. Maybe Cinnamon’s still on the market and in need of a boy-toy!

    Some Cinnamon to help you sleep at night, and some more Cinnamon to wake you up in the morning might change your entire outlook on life!

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    gduncan58  about 1 year ago

    People eat a lot of things I personally dislike, but I don’t give them grief over it. Pineapple on pizza is delicious!

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Careful, boy. She’s like a chameleon. She keeps changing her colours. Don’t you trusts her.

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    zoner1974  about 1 year ago

    Women always assume men will change.Men always assume men will never change.Instant conflict.

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    Chithing Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yeah, but how does she feel about pancakes?

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    Darwinskeeper  about 1 year ago

    I also like Pineapple on my pizza. I really didn’t get why so many people are vocal about hating pineapple on pizza until I realized that most people share pizzas.

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    jaylef65  about 1 year ago

    I like pineapple on pizza as well, when it is paired with jalapeno peppers!

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    TheFiddleBackSpider  about 1 year ago

    I can change him. Yeah that’s usually not a great plan…

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    ajr58(1)  about 1 year ago

    Hawaiian, plus jalapeños. Yum!

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    Joseph.B.Prawer  about 1 year ago

    yes it is.

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    NWdryad  about 1 year ago

    Advice to new El Tornado: Ka-run!

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    Dragoncat  about 1 year ago

    I’ve never tried pineapple on my pizzas before, but I’m betting it’s better than anchovies.

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    RetFor  about 1 year ago

    Pineapple on pizza is the real villainy here… ;)

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    oakie817  about 1 year ago

    ka-gross

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    Night-Gaunt49  about 1 year ago

    The only way to change his behavior is to change yourself first.

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    Daeder  about 1 year ago

    Of course she like pineapple on pizza! It’s awesome!…especially with jalepeños and green olives!

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    tad1  about 1 year ago

    KA-PINEAPPLE!

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    tad1  about 1 year ago

    So you think you can change him, eh? Yeah, good luck with that, lady!

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    dimndno  about 1 year ago

    Ladies. Never, NEVER, utter those words; “I think I can Change him.” Your lives will be much better.

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