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Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2019

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    nerdhoof  almost 3 years ago

    “Some guys have all the pain…”

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    Michael Hayde  almost 3 years ago

    Are these two actually long-lost half-brothers? They have the same profile: turned up nose, granite chin…and presumably an easy-to-strike back of the head!

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    Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You would probably have more luck if you got off the couch and paid attention to what’s going on. People are going to think you’re just some minor character in a comic strip, or something.

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    warjoski Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    DitzperadoWhen will you come to your senses? You been dumb as fencesFor so long now Oh you’re a hard headBut I know you got your reasons;Your glass jaw sounds pleasin’ whenI give it the ka-powDon’t you try the Queen of Cobras girl,She’ll beat you cos she’s able. You know the Queen of Breezy’s A much safer betNow it seems to me some fine things could be swiped up off that tableBut you only want the onesYour boss caaaaaaaan’t geeeet…

    DitzperadoOh you ain’t gettiin’ no younger. Your cheesecake factory hunger is makin’ you fat.And freedom? Ooooohhh freedom.Well that was before those fists started talkin’Your prison is gawkin’As Cobra lays you flat

    I can’t remember the rest.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 3 years ago

    There’s the Cobra we all know and love!

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    tad1  almost 3 years ago

    KA-DITZPERADOS!

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  almost 3 years ago

    Barbie Bandits, Ditz- Perados…hee hee hee! Your making my knuckles giggle, Dan!

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    Dragoncat  almost 3 years ago

    Meanwhile, the sheriff had to settle with spending quality time with Cobra.

    Oh, the poor soul…

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