Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 25, 2017
Rip Haywire: Breezy, it's the Bantam. Breezy: Hiya, Bantam. Tell me, do those feathers itch as much as I think they do? Rip Haywire: Well, they kinda tickle... can we focus! Dr. Pain is in Key Bay Harbortown! She's the target of Skull! That means there's a coup underway! Hee-hee! Breezy: Rip, Skull tried to blow its leader, your Mother, into tiny evil mastermind chunks! There's nothing funny about it! Rip Haywire: Sorry, it's the feathers.