Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2017
Breezy: Time to get up, Mr. Haywire. Rip HaywireL Up? I don't have to go to the office today. Breezy: True, but it snowed last night, and who will shovel my car out so I can go to work? Rip Haywire: You? TNT: So you new the answer and still said it anyway? You really do like danger. Rip Haywire: Zip it, fuzzball.