Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 08, 2017
TNT: AAUGH! Wait! The nightmares stopped! We-we're free... I think! Rip Haywire: I am never going back that way! TNT: Me either! Bird: Uh... I think there're some other folks who felt the same way! Rip Haywire: Sweet scarlet mcskeletons! TNT: If I had shorts, they'd need a-changin'! Bird: This is almost as bad as reality TV! Narrator: Rip and Co. run into big trouble on a little treasure hunt! TNT: Something in this cave is making us hallucinate! We've got to get out of here! Rip Haywire: Geez, TNT, don't be such a killjoy! Hey, what's this? Warning: Use treasure's power for good only or face all applicable fines and penalties. TNT: Rip, this adventure is starting to get a "goonies" feel to it. That can't be good! GAAH! It's worse than I thought. It smells like 800-year old fresh step in here!
Phred Premium Member over 6 years ago
Chithing Premium Member over 6 years ago
Oh lord, here comes the catpocalypse!
tad1 over 6 years ago
Nothing is as bad as reality TV.