Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 07, 2016
Man 1: That's the new Sheriff out there! He's probably here to quash our thuggery! Man 2: Let's roll out the welcome wagon. Man 1: Ha! That'll teach him to approach us in his truck at night when we can only see his headlights. Man 2: He's sp stupid, he's making us look smart! Rip Haywire: Who are those goons filling my truck with bullets? Man: They're the Highwayman! He's the head of a vicious gang that runs this county! Rip Haywire: Willie and Waylon. Man: No, they're a vicious gang of non-musical thugs! Rip Haywire: Stay here... I'll go introduce myself. Man: Mister, they're more shoot-first introduce-later kinda guys. Man 2: Yes sir, there's nothing quite like shooting up a lawman without fear of reprisal! Rip Haywire: I think you owe me a new truck.
Quash their thuggery, Rip!