Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 14, 2016
Rip Haywire: I want to get married! I never realized just how dangerous it could truly be! Breezy, I love you and all the danger you will provide me during our marriage. Woman: I think I've lost control of this counseling session. Breezy: Oh, Rip, just wait until we fight over bills. Rip Haywire: Are there car chases in marriage too?