Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 17, 2015
Breezy: Who got you this Boston job, Rip, and what did you do to him to make him hate you so much? Rip Haywire: His name is Fenway Parker, he's a private detective. Fenway... Woman: One second, Rip, important call... I'm on hold. Yeh, hello, Yankee Candle? Last time I checked you're located in Mass, right?... Well, when are you gonna change the name to Red Sox Candle?