Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 16, 2015
Breezy: I've never been to Boston, Rip. What are we here for? Rip Haywire: An old acquaintance has a job for me. Breezy: Hang on, gettin' around this rotary is wickid hahd! Rip Haywire: That chowdahead on my bumpah ain't none too happy, whoop, there's our street! Gotta bang a right! Breezy: Uh, have you been to Massachusetts before, Rip? Rip Haywire: Yup. I spent a few years here learning the art of aggressive driving.