Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 05, 2015

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Rip Haywire: TNT, wake up- I think I heard something... It's so dark. I swear I see a shadow moving towards us... Hit the deck, TNT, we're being attacked! Man, I haven't had a shadow try to stab me in bed for months! It's about time. If I weren't in such a good mood, this clown would be drinking milkshakes through a straw for a month! TNT: Rip, you drink milkshakes through a straw normally. You need to work on your late-night barbs!