Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 10, 2015
Breezy: Rip, get out of here! Go kiss that she-devil Cobra! Rip Haywire: Zip it! You're in danger! Fiji Jones called inThe Hawaiian to snuff you... Breezy: Why would Fiji Jones send such a big hitter after little old me? Rip Haywire: I might have threatened his life if he ever went after you again. What is it with pirates having to learn the hard way?