Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 20, 2015
Rip Haywire: Here come your goons, Tahiti! And it looks like they're wearing their boss-killing clothes! That's far enough. Your days of stealing from the people of pineapple island are over. Tahiti Jones: He's right, men! A little honest graft is one thing, but preying on people's very lives is too far! Man: Sheesh! We liked you better before you had a girlfriend, boss! Tahiti Jones: Hey, that's my private bazooka! You're getting greasy fingers all over it! I command you to put it... ULP!