Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 27, 2014
Voice: Vaya con dios, gringo. It is an honor for a nobody like myself to asesinar such a grande hombre... Woman: The judge that Sheriff killed, he was my grandfather. Well, probably, my grandmother drank a lot of mescal! Voice: Hey, listen, send me a link to ancestry.com. I've got to go save y girl from getting her neck stretched! Girl: Of course! And hey, if they already hung her, muchaco... I'll give you my digits.