Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 26, 2014
Breezy: Rip, I like that you're big and strong, but dragging you around a mountain is the worst. Rip Haywire: Well, I'm sorry that I saved us by jumping out of a plane. Next time, I'll just let us crash, so you won't strain yourself! Breezy: Rip, look on the horizon, a camp. Rip Haywire: Breezy, if I move my neck even a little, you're not going to like having to clean my shorts. Breezy: I'll go check it out... wait here. Rip Haywire: You say that like I have a choice!