Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 26, 2014

Transcript:

The Cat Lady: Take Haywire to the courtyard and prepare him for the firing squad! Breezy: I can't believe this is happening! That man saved everyone in this town! Not one of you will help him when he's in trouble? If it weren't for Rip, there wouldn't be enough for you left to wear pants! And lawd knows he tried to save you! You're all a bunch of selfish, self-centered, self-aborbed, self-important... Voice: Don't forget... self-preservationists!