Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 04, 2014
Breezy: Rip, I thought I'd lost you! Never fake your death again! Rip Haywire: For you, I can go at least a year. When I saw you digging up my supposed corpse, I knew you were the girl of my dreams. Breezy: I want you to know... I will always dig you up to make sure you're dead. Rip Haywire: Where have you been all my life?