Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 26, 2014
Spur: Rip, you're out as Sheriff, and Rodeo Jones is in. That's all there is to it! Rip Haywire: Why? Spur: A sizable donation from the business community prompted the town council to vote to remove you. Rip Haywire: Spur, you're the only member of the town council. Spur: Details, details. Rip Haywire: You mean someone who can be financially greased. Spur: The powers-that-be prefer a more... predictable Sheriff. Rodeo Jones: Or just regular greased! I get free wild wings any day of the week now!