Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 24, 2014
Spur: Haywire boy, I see you got the goon outta your hair. I've got some bad news for you. Rip Haywire: Nothing could ruin the feeling I have for saving the fine Townsfolk of Starlight. Spur: Now, what's the bad news? Rodeo Jones: Me! Spur: He's right, boy! Rodeo Jones has been voted in as the sheriff! Rip Haywire: Oh c'mon! I saved the town! Rodeo Jones: You still clingin' to that? Spur: Get over yourself, boy. That was yesterday.