Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: Spur, what happened? The whole town is fatter than a husband on a CBS sitcom! Spur: I've made an extra-extra-extra large mistake, boy! Rip Haywire: It gets worse? Spur: It's this Ingredient X that I added to the town's food! It not only made everybody fat, it could make them literally explode! Rip Haywire: You know this, and yet you're still eating?!? Spur: I've never had much willpower.
Jabba the Cowboy?