Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 22, 2014
April 21, 2014
April 23, 2014
Transcript:
R.J.: Can't we just steal back the locket you gave you ex-boyfriend? Girl: And have his Daddy shoot at us again? That locket means a lot to me... I won it in a grocery store gumball machine... it's been my lucky charm ever since! And oak tree McGee doesn't deserve it after he didn't take me to junior prom! R.J.: He didn't take you because you dumped him three days before. Girl: What are you, the fact-check police?
The Nihilist about 8 years ago
Cobra must be mentoring Dicey — time to duck and cover…
dimndno about 8 years ago
Ya know, if it wasn’t for girls like Dicey, I bet guys like RJ and Oak Tree McGee would be best buds.
Chrisdiaz801 about 8 years ago
Oak Tree..Big name for a young man.
Chithing Premium Member about 8 years ago
Dicey reminds me of my first psycho. They say you never forget your first.
Fly On The Wall about 8 years ago
Is there any doubt that “Womenses is da devil Bobby Buchette?” Go get you some bacon and whiskey RJ and forget this chick!!!
SkyFisher about 8 years ago
Hey look! In panels #2 and 3 Dicey Jones proves she’s not a cyclops cowgirl. She showed us her right eye for the first time!
mntim about 8 years ago
RJ, if you’re going to hang out with a girl like that, you’ll need protection. You know, something you wear and protects you. Maybe a helmet. A flak jacket. A flotation device.
Dragoncat about 8 years ago
Worse… She’s a Blonde TEENAGE Cobra!
LEOCSUTTERIII about 8 years ago
KA-YU GOT RIGHT, DRAGONCAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
quartermain about 8 years ago
We all know how valuable those little prizes were in the Gum Machines, you could spend a fortune trying to get the item you desired!
lecrenb about 8 years ago
I agree, a blonde teenage Cobra… Run like the wind and don’t look back… mind you, then we wouldn’t have a story…
Veridian about 8 years ago
Nice ST: ToS reference! :-)
gimmickgenius about 8 years ago
Is Oak Tree McGee a friend of Johnson Pinecone?