Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 16, 2014
TNT: Rip says take out the guard- I'll take out the guard. I-I'll just bash his head in with this rock! It's a perfect bashing size! Man: GAAH! AIEEEE! Rip Haywire: That-uh-that got the result we needed! Cut us loose, boy. TNT: I am so vital to your survival it scares me. Cobra Carson: It scares me too! Rip Haywire: Laugh it up- we're free! We better boogie before the rest of krixpendorf's tribe gets here! Cobra Carson: That didn't take long! Rip Haywire: Head for the boats! It's out best chance!