Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 10, 2014
Uncle Spur: Rip, have you hired a deputy yet? Rip Haywire: No 'cuz I've got one already. He's fat, slow and spooks easily, but he makes me laugh while I punch out injustice. Uncle Spur: If that dog is goin' to be part of the department, he needs to go to cop-dog school. Rip Haywire: Say what? Uncle Spur: It's the only way I will allow him to be on the force. Rip Haywire: Then may the force be with you, TNT. TNT: You've never been funny.