Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 01, 2014
Woman: I'm sorry you had to let the villain go to save me. He always keeps a backup hostage for emergencies like this! Rip Haywire: It figures, he looks like the organized type. Let's get this bomb out of here... Highwayman: That Sheriff has 9 lives... I don't care if it takes all night. I want his bones. Man: Sweet! Overtime pay.