Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 06, 2014
TNT: Rip, Flapjack Lumberson has disappeared but good! How are we going to find him? Rip Haywire: Let's start at the beginning he vanished from a car on his wedding day. Maybe he was forced into the sewers at gunpoint! TNT: By who? Gross-smelling mole people? Morlocks? Rip Haywire: TNT, this is no time for hilarious science fiction references! TNT: I'm just saying it sounds a little far fetched. And I know fetching! You go see what you can sniff up in town. I'm going to go talk to Flapjack's best man! He might know something! Rip, you know how I feel about sniffing for clues! My last name doesn't end in"Doo!"