Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 05, 2014
TNT: The compass is pointing straight ahead- Rip Haywire: Good- let's ditch this boat for soggy, mosquito infested land. Cobra Carson: We'e been walking for miles-how much longer, Rip? Rip Haywire: I guess until we hit a wall? TNT: How 'bout a pier-1 looking' statue? That's it! It's identical to the doohickey of Angus Longbeard. Rip Haywire: Score! Grab it and let's scream. Cobra Carson: That's it? Boy, you had me worried, Rip. But that really was a piece of- CAKE!