Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 01, 2014
Rip Haywire: New Year, new problems to punch in the mouth... what's the trouble, Ma'am? Woman: Muh-muh husband, Flapjack Lumberson, is missing (Snort sniffle!) Rip Haywire: When's the last time you saw your... Flapjack? Woman: We were just married and (sniffle!) he got in the limousine and then he was gone! And I was (Snort!) right behind him! TNT: Did you notice anything strange, like his hat hanging in the air behind him, or a cloud of dust and a distinct" Ka-Flee" sound? Rip Haywire: TNT! Uh, answer the question, Miss.