Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 08, 2013
Rip Haywire: Look! There's a rope outside the window, whoever killed Feng must have entered through the balcony! Man: In a raging storm? Not a chance. Man 2: I was bathing! Not all of us want to smell like plastic explosives. Rip Haywire: You're dripping wet. Man 1: Lock the murderess in her room until she confesses! Man 2: And don't trust haywire either... he was hired to protect Feng Shui Kelly! Or the ditzy red-headed pilot! Breezy: Hey! It's called being light- hearted, Bub!