Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for September 22, 2013

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Rip Haywire and the Curse of Tangaroa! Graphic Novel Back in the old USA- Rip Haywire ...and all I'm saying is what good is a soldier of fortune union, if you let in jerk-faced Canadian bacon eaten' adventurers to steal my clients out from under my nose- Well, of course I like Canadian Bacon ... that's not the point!- nope, if I was at a buffet I'd choose regular bacon- Well, I'm sorry if I'm keeping you from your breakfast- Goodbye! Woman: I see you haven't lost your charm dealing wit people, Kiddo. Rip Haywire: Mom!! If this is about that Mother's Day present, I can explain Woman: You know that vixen you're head over heels for who has stabbed you in the back multiple times? Rip Haywire: Cobra?!? I mean- vixen? Wha-who- me? Woman: Longbeard is still interested in the ghost compass, and I know your girly-girl still has it. Rip Haywire: I'm a grown mercenary now. Stay out of my love life!