Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 10, 2013
Master: Take us to the tiki, or this redhead will be flying her chopper through a straw for a week! Cobra: Do your worst! Breezy means less to me than the MTV music awards! Breezy: What about Rip? If he finds out you let me get hurt, he'll turn against you for good! Cobra: I don't need you to be my conscience, Breezy. Breezy: Why not? Is there a talking cricket around here that I don't know about?