Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 07, 2013
Cobra: Breezy, use that ridiculously colored head of yours to think, for once! The tiki could save TNT, but it could also cement my pirate queenliness. And it could make Rip fall madly in love with you. Breezy: Nuh-uh! Never. I want to earn that. Cobra: Sheesh, were you raised by a hallmark card or something?