Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 02, 2013
Rip Haywire Rip and TNT are captured on a mission and forced to talk! Rip tells a story from his childhood... TNT: Snicker. What a tall tale, Ripster. Rip: Wow! You're as loyal as that mutt who wants to sell his masters baked beans recipe! Steve: Enough! Tell me what I need to know or I'll put a bullet in your dog's brain! What is he, some sort of collie/springer mix? Rip: You know what? I've been trying to find out his breed since the day we met. TNT: Uh, with all due respect to your storytelling, Rip, there have been some outlandish, one-sided stories told about our first meeting. Rip: Outlandish? TNT: Oh, now you're a parrot? Yes, outlandish. Here's how it all started. Deep in the forests of Kodiak island! Rip was about to get up close and personal with a grizzly!