Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 31, 2013
Master: What if you can't lure Haywire here? Pirate queens aren't exactly low-maintenance, if you know what I mean. Cobra: Ha! I'm all he thinks about. Rip: I ain't stickin' around to prove her right - even though she is - Goon: Master, someone has tripped the alarm in the hidden passage. A woman! Master: If it's not Haywire or girl scouts selling cookies, kill them immediately! I don't have time for visitors! Rip: It's gotta be Breezy! If she doesn't have a box of thin mints on her, she's gonna be in trouble!