Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 22, 2013
Goon: Master! The chopper is here with your brandy! And hopefully the latest issue of better homes and gardens! Master: Splendid! With the aid of liquid courage, I should be able to pitch my woo to the luscious pirate queen! Goon: You know, master, horrible facial disfigurements are in these days. I've seen the way the girls look at you! Rip: Breezy, what's the matter? You've been staring at me and drooling the whole flight! Breezy: I skipped lunch, and I think we just flew over a sonic!