Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 17, 2013
Rip: Listen, short shorts, we need your chopper to stage a rescue. Breezy: I'm an ace pilot, mister. If you need my chopper, I'm flying it! Rip: Kid, this is a dangerous mission. You don't want to get exploded. Breezy: I'm barely making ends meet! I can't afford to lose my chopper! Rip: Don't you have insurance? They'll take care of you! Breezy: I couldn't afford dangerous rescue insurance. Geico charges a fortune for that!