Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 12, 2013
Rip Haywire Rip: Mom left me to run off on yet another top secret job. If I wan't in, I was out. Steve: Where'd you go after your mother abandoned you? I bounced around all over for a while - Rip: There's the little red haired girl... reminds me of Grenada... woof! That was a bloodbath. Gahh! Could my life be more mind-numbingly boring now? Well, last Sunday was fun... Girl: Do you see him? Girl: Yes, he's in the backyard! Ripnuts Girl: I'll get the Uzis! Girl: He's gone. Girl: Gone? Impossible, you blockhead! He's on to our plan to destroy the world. Girl: Oh, why couldn't he just play baseball like that round-headed kid? Girl: I'll get the Uzis! Girl: Are you cooking something in the microwave? Ba-boom! Rip: Haywire one. Evil zero. Sigh. I long for the good old days... Rip Haywire the soldier of fortune. Adventure is the only game he plays! TNT the lovable sidekick Cobra the gal lives and loves for danger!