Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 11, 2013
Master: Good gracious, I've never seen a woman of such arresting beauty - Cobra has captured the fancy of a local villain! Master: Well, except in maxi, but I digress. I will go utterly raving mad staring into her eyes - like pools of... black... ink. Divine! Giggle giggle giggle. (snort!) Cobra: Is my slip showing or something?