Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 09, 2013
TNT: Why do we care if Cobra, AKA the pirate queen, is alive? Rip: 'Cuz we were almost murdered at the hands of mercenaries - who I'm betting work up there - TNT: Rip, someone tries to kill you every week. Let this one go! Rip: Plus, the hair on my dukes is standing up - that place is trouble. TNT: (sniff-snort!) I'm smellin' mercenary stank at 3 o'clock. Goons: Tonight, master plans on killing the pirate queen. Cool. "Elementary" is a rerun, anyway.