Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 23, 2013
Rip: We're under attack! We've got to get out of here! Cobra: Take off that hat! Maybe it angered the villagers! Rip: You're crazy! The jungle outfitter said I look just like Humphrey Bogart in "the African queen." Ka-ba-boon! Away! You're supposed to run away from explosions!