Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 16, 2013
TNT: Rip, do you really think you can disguise yourself as a pirate? Rip: Sure! Just a little filth and a borrowed patch.All I have to worry about is pinkeye! TNT: What, you think Cobra won't recognize you? That's bonkos! Rip: She thinks I'm dead! Plus, she'll be so crazy over the treasure hunt, she won't even look at me! TNT: Well, brainiac, you've forgotten one big thing. Me! Rip: Yeah. Hmm- TNT: No sharks better think I'm chum! Rip: You don't smell that dad, TNT.