Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 12, 2013
TNT: Rip, these tigers don't want to play! They want to eat you like Garfield ate lyman! Rip: Good one, TNT! Cats are too finicky to do that! Ha-ha! That tickles! Tiger by the tail! Tiger by the tail! TNT: Keep playing, Rip! You're winning! Tiger: Moannn! Roooaaar! Mew! Raaaarr! Fftt! Crystal: That's the end of your man, my queen! It's cheesecake factory time! Cobra: Oh, the horror!