Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 04, 2013
Cobra: Haywire's here? Who told you to capture him? Crystal: I thought it'd be a nice welcome home gift for you, my queen. Cobra: It is, but this gal likes to pretend to let Rip capture her. Then, when I escape and he doesn't get killed - he knows I love him. Crystal: That is so sweet - I have much to learn from you, my queen. Cobra: Also, when I shoot him, I never aim at major arteries.